Skip to product information
Front says cute. Back says truth. And Pink Pony Chub says: wear it anyway.
This tee is doing the absolute most in the best way possible. Featuring a sweet embroidered smiley on the chest (she’s innocent 😇), a Pink Pony Chub logo embroidered on the sleeve (because branding matters), and a bold screen-printed confession across the back that lets everyone behind you know exactly what they’re dealing with.
It’s soft, breathable, and built for main-character energy—whether you’re brunching, side-eyeing strangers, or minding your business loudly.
✨ Details you’ll care about ✨
100% cotton (because we respect comfort)
Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
Ash Grey: 99% cotton / 1% polyester
Heather colors: 50% cotton / 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (lightweight but not flimsy)
Open-end yarn for that classic tee feel
Tubular fabric (no side seams, no drama)
Taped neck and shoulders for durability
Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem
Blank product responsibly sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, and Mexico
🧵 Design Breakdown
Front + sleeve: embroidered for that elevated, “yes I paid attention to details” finish
Back: screen printed so the message hits from across the room
This shirt is for the babes who don’t need paperwork to know what’s up.
Undiagnosed… but everyone’s pretty sure.
Welcome to the Pink Pony Chub Club. 💖🐴✨
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Undiagnosed… but Everyone’s Pretty Sure Tee
$30.00
This tee is doing the absolute most in the best way possible. Featuring a sweet embroidered smiley on the chest (she’s innocent 😇), a Pink Pony Chub logo embroidered on the sleeve (because branding matters), and a bold screen-printed confession across the back that lets everyone behind you know exactly what they’re dealing with.
It’s soft, breathable, and built for main-character energy—whether you’re brunching, side-eyeing strangers, or minding your business loudly.
✨ Details you’ll care about ✨
100% cotton (because we respect comfort)
Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
Ash Grey: 99% cotton / 1% polyester
Heather colors: 50% cotton / 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (lightweight but not flimsy)
Open-end yarn for that classic tee feel
Tubular fabric (no side seams, no drama)
Taped neck and shoulders for durability
Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem
Blank product responsibly sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, and Mexico
🧵 Design Breakdown
Front + sleeve: embroidered for that elevated, “yes I paid attention to details” finish
Back: screen printed so the message hits from across the room
This shirt is for the babes who don’t need paperwork to know what’s up.
Undiagnosed… but everyone’s pretty sure.
Welcome to the Pink Pony Chub Club. 💖🐴✨
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |