Pink Pony Chub Mystery Bundle

Hey babes. Feeling lucky?

Can't decide what to order? Let me make the questionable decisions on your behalf.

You pick your size. I pick the surprises.

Every Mystery Bundle includes one surprise Pink Pony Chub shirt in your selected size plus the mystery goodies you choose. What goodies? That's between me, the gay gods, and whatever chaos I'm feeling that day.

Your box might include:

• Stickers
  
• 3D printed goodies
• Keychains
• Accessories
• Limited-run items
• Event exclusives
• Random PPC nonsense I think you'll love

Will it be cute? Yes.

Will it be inclusive? Extremely.

Will it spark joy? I certainly hope so.

Here's the deal:

✨ You choose your size.

✨ I choose the shirt.

✨ You choose how many mystery goodies you want.

✨ I pack it with love, attitude, and at least one "oh this is a good one" moment.

A few ground rules:

• No requests for specific designs.
• No two bundles are guaranteed to be the same.
• I cannot guarantee specific items.
• If you've ordered from me before, leave a note and I'll do our best to avoid duplicates.

Whether you're treating yourself, feeding your dopamine addiction, or simply enjoy letting a queer gremlin make decisions for you, this bundle is for you.

Life is short. Embrace the mystery.

Or as I like to call it:

A box full of "fuck yes."