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Peace. Love. Sunshine. A little attitude.
Front and center: three bold little mood-makers: peace, love, sunshine, because we believe in good vibes, but make it PPC-coded.
Turn around? Boom.
“Beach, please.” in flirty script that says, “I moisturize, I hydrate, but I don’t tolerate.”
This tee is for the chubs, cubs, twinks, daddies, dolls, and every body in between who shows up salty, sweet, and slightly unbothered.
Perfect for:
Boardwalk struts
Pride by the water
Poolside flirting
Or dramatically exiting a beach argument in slow motion
The Details (Because We’re Cute and Quality)
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric (no awkward side seams, baby)
• Taped neck and shoulders for durability
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product responsibly sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Soft. Structured. Ready for sunshine and compliments.
A Little Heads Up, Gorgeous:
• The White variant may appear slightly off-white (think “beach sand,” not “printer paper”).
• Natural color may include dark speckles, but that’s part of the vibe, not a flaw.
Put it on. Throw on some short shorts. Let the back of your shirt do the talking.
Salt air. Sweet attitude. Pink Pony Chub.
Beach, please! Short Sleeve Tee
$20.00
Front and center: three bold little mood-makers: peace, love, sunshine, because we believe in good vibes, but make it PPC-coded.
Turn around? Boom.
“Beach, please.” in flirty script that says, “I moisturize, I hydrate, but I don’t tolerate.”
This tee is for the chubs, cubs, twinks, daddies, dolls, and every body in between who shows up salty, sweet, and slightly unbothered.
Perfect for:
Boardwalk struts
Pride by the water
Poolside flirting
Or dramatically exiting a beach argument in slow motion
The Details (Because We’re Cute and Quality)
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric (no awkward side seams, baby)
• Taped neck and shoulders for durability
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product responsibly sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Soft. Structured. Ready for sunshine and compliments.
A Little Heads Up, Gorgeous:
• The White variant may appear slightly off-white (think “beach sand,” not “printer paper”).
• Natural color may include dark speckles, but that’s part of the vibe, not a flaw.
Put it on. Throw on some short shorts. Let the back of your shirt do the talking.
Salt air. Sweet attitude. Pink Pony Chub.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |