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Ring in the new year wrapped in pure Pink Pony Chub energy. This tee is for the new you. The one who says “I’ll go to the gym,but also maybe brunch,” who believes cardio counts if you’re power-walking to the bar, and who knows day drinking is a lifestyle, not a phase.
Featuring a disco-ball fantasy moment front and center, this shirt is made for:
Gym fits (yes, even if you just stretch and leave)
Day drinking (mimosas, vodka sodas, questionable decisions)
Errands that turn into cocktails
Pride planning, Krewe events, doing nothing but drinking wine and watching tv nights, and just being hot on purpose
Soft, comfy, and built to survive whatever the year throws at you even sweat, spills, sparkles, and bombastic side-eye. It’s effortless confidence with a wink, because the glow-up doesn’t have to be serious to be real.
✨ New year. New vibe. Same unapologetic you. ✨
Product Details
100% cotton
Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
Open-end yarn
Tubular fabric
Taped neck and shoulders
Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, and Mexico
Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Wear it slightly hungover. ?
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
New Year, New Logo.
$20.26
Featuring a disco-ball fantasy moment front and center, this shirt is made for:
Gym fits (yes, even if you just stretch and leave)
Day drinking (mimosas, vodka sodas, questionable decisions)
Errands that turn into cocktails
Pride planning, Krewe events, doing nothing but drinking wine and watching tv nights, and just being hot on purpose
Soft, comfy, and built to survive whatever the year throws at you even sweat, spills, sparkles, and bombastic side-eye. It’s effortless confidence with a wink, because the glow-up doesn’t have to be serious to be real.
✨ New year. New vibe. Same unapologetic you. ✨
Product Details
100% cotton
Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
Open-end yarn
Tubular fabric
Taped neck and shoulders
Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, and Mexico
Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Wear it slightly hungover. ?
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |