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A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that’s made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.
For the fabulously self-aware and questionably stable...this one’s for you. This embroidered sweatshirt says exactly what everyone’s thinking, but in the classiest way possible. Cozy, campy, and stitched to perfection, it’s the perfect blend of mental chaos and main character energy.
Whether you’re spiraling stylishly on the couch, gossiping at brunch, or giving “mild concern in public,” this sweatshirt keeps you warm, comfy, and effortlessly iconic.
✨ The Comfort & Quality Combo:
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester. Soo soft, durable, and drama-ready
• Pre-shrunk so your emotional support sweatshirt never betrays you
• Classic fit making it feel relaxed, flattering, and perfect for layering with delusion
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex for a snug (but not clingy) feel
• Air-jet spun yarn = cloud-soft with zero itch
• Double-needle stitching on collar, shoulders, cuffs, and hem for maximum durability
• High-quality embroidered design, because screen print could never match this level of classy chaos
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Undiagnosed, but...Sweatshirt
$35.00
For the fabulously self-aware and questionably stable...this one’s for you. This embroidered sweatshirt says exactly what everyone’s thinking, but in the classiest way possible. Cozy, campy, and stitched to perfection, it’s the perfect blend of mental chaos and main character energy.
Whether you’re spiraling stylishly on the couch, gossiping at brunch, or giving “mild concern in public,” this sweatshirt keeps you warm, comfy, and effortlessly iconic.
✨ The Comfort & Quality Combo:
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester. Soo soft, durable, and drama-ready
• Pre-shrunk so your emotional support sweatshirt never betrays you
• Classic fit making it feel relaxed, flattering, and perfect for layering with delusion
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex for a snug (but not clingy) feel
• Air-jet spun yarn = cloud-soft with zero itch
• Double-needle stitching on collar, shoulders, cuffs, and hem for maximum durability
• High-quality embroidered design, because screen print could never match this level of classy chaos
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |