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Pink Pony Pooch Edition ??
Your pet has zero loyalty and even fewer regrets and honestly? Same.
This knitted moment is for the pooch who would sell you out for a snack and look iconic doing it.
Featuring a bold “TRAITOR FOR TREATS.” declaration on the back (because honesty is hot) and a sparkly disco ball graphic on the front stamped with “Pink Pony Pooch,” this sweater is pure main-character energy for dogs who know they’re cute and absolutely use it to their advantage.
Soft, lightweight, and comfy enough for couch lounging or strutting the sidewalk like it’s a runway, this jacquard knit is built for drama, durability, and dog-level diva behavior. Clean edges keep things comfy, while the fully knitted construction means no scratchy nonsense - just vibes.
Perfect for:
✨ Snack bribery
✨ Side-eyeing strangers
✨ Being a tiny menace in style
✨ Matching your Pink Pony Chub lifestyle
The Details (because even traitors deserve quality):
• 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Jacquard knit with lightweight, soft feel
• Fully knitted construction
• Clean, finished edges for comfort & durability
• OEKO-TEX® certified yarns (safe + snuggle-approved)
• Sizes S–2XL (fits most small to medium-sized pets)
• Blank product sourced & fulfilled in China
Because your pet isn’t spoiled - they’re well-styled and emotionally manipulative.
Welcome to the Pink Pony Pooch era. ??✨
Traitor for Treats
$45.00
Your pet has zero loyalty and even fewer regrets and honestly? Same.
This knitted moment is for the pooch who would sell you out for a snack and look iconic doing it.
Featuring a bold “TRAITOR FOR TREATS.” declaration on the back (because honesty is hot) and a sparkly disco ball graphic on the front stamped with “Pink Pony Pooch,” this sweater is pure main-character energy for dogs who know they’re cute and absolutely use it to their advantage.
Soft, lightweight, and comfy enough for couch lounging or strutting the sidewalk like it’s a runway, this jacquard knit is built for drama, durability, and dog-level diva behavior. Clean edges keep things comfy, while the fully knitted construction means no scratchy nonsense - just vibes.
Perfect for:
✨ Snack bribery
✨ Side-eyeing strangers
✨ Being a tiny menace in style
✨ Matching your Pink Pony Chub lifestyle
The Details (because even traitors deserve quality):
• 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Jacquard knit with lightweight, soft feel
• Fully knitted construction
• Clean, finished edges for comfort & durability
• OEKO-TEX® certified yarns (safe + snuggle-approved)
• Sizes S–2XL (fits most small to medium-sized pets)
• Blank product sourced & fulfilled in China
Because your pet isn’t spoiled - they’re well-styled and emotionally manipulative.
Welcome to the Pink Pony Pooch era. ??✨