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Thick'em of the sea.
Call it sea-food, babe, because this is certified snack.
Perfect for:
making waves without lifting a fin
serving body-ody-ody with a splash of camp
reminding everyone the catch of the day is YOU
It’s queer. It’s juicy. It’s giving “built like a treasure and still hard to find.”
Warning: Side effects include staring, flirting, and people suddenly acting like they know how to swim.
Go ahead: be the legend, be the lure, be the reason the ocean stays salty.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz./yd.² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed with salt-free pigments for a soft feel and low shrinkage
• Relaxed fit
• Tubular construction, no side seams
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Serving Sea C*nt Tank
$25.00
Call it sea-food, babe, because this is certified snack.
Perfect for:
making waves without lifting a fin
serving body-ody-ody with a splash of camp
reminding everyone the catch of the day is YOU
It’s queer. It’s juicy. It’s giving “built like a treasure and still hard to find.”
Warning: Side effects include staring, flirting, and people suddenly acting like they know how to swim.
Go ahead: be the legend, be the lure, be the reason the ocean stays salty.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz./yd.² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed with salt-free pigments for a soft feel and low shrinkage
• Relaxed fit
• Tubular construction, no side seams
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 25 ¼ | 16 ½ |
| S | 26 ⅝ | 17 ½ |
| M | 28 | 19 ½ |
| L | 29 ⅜ | 21 ¼ |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 23 |
| 2XL | 31 ⅝ | 25 |
| 3XL | 32 ½ | 27 |