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Nobody Has More Balls Than Us!

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In New Orleans, tradition matters and when it comes to Gay Mardi Gras balls, The Mystic Krewe of Amon Ra has been serving elegance, spectacle, and celebration consecutively longer than anyone else.

This tee is a playful little brag (okay a big brag). With bold lettering on the back declaring “Nobody Has More Balls Than Us!” and a regal crest on the front, it celebrates the Krewe’s unmatched streak of consecutive Gay Mardi Gras balls - a legacy of pageantry, pride, and unforgettable nights in the Crescent City.

Whether you’re part of the court, a loyal krewe member, or just someone who appreciates a little royal shade and Mardi Gras mischief, this shirt lets the world know exactly who’s been keeping the party going.

Because when it comes to Gay Mardi Gras tradition…
Nobody has more balls than Amon Ra.

Perfect for:
Krewe members and supporters
Mardi Gras season festivities
Gay Mardi Gras history lovers
Anyone who appreciates a little cheeky New Orleans humor

Shirt Details
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico

Disclaimers
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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