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Because healing is a journey… and sometimes the vibes need backup.
Light this Pink Pony Chub original when you’re mostly stable but still side-eyeing life’s chaos. With a bold pink label, a dizzy lil’ face, and a whole lot of attitude, this candle brings humor, honesty, and a dash of “I’m doing my best, okay?” to any space.
Crafted with clean-burning materials and a long, soothing burn time, it’s the perfect companion for self-care nights, stress relief, or gifting to that friend who lives for chaos but smells fabulous doing it.
✨ Product Details
100% natural soy wax for a clean, even burn
100% cotton wick — no toxic nonsense here
Glass jar: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)
Label size: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm)
Product weight: 9 oz (255 g)
Burn time: 50–60 hours of aromatherapy + attitude
Sourced in the USA
Perfect for offices, bedrooms, bathrooms, and anywhere you need the energy of “high-functioning but still not okay.” Add it to your cart and set the mood… or at least pretend you have your life together. 🩷🕯️
Medicated… but Still Ain’t Right Candle
$11.50
Light this Pink Pony Chub original when you’re mostly stable but still side-eyeing life’s chaos. With a bold pink label, a dizzy lil’ face, and a whole lot of attitude, this candle brings humor, honesty, and a dash of “I’m doing my best, okay?” to any space.
Crafted with clean-burning materials and a long, soothing burn time, it’s the perfect companion for self-care nights, stress relief, or gifting to that friend who lives for chaos but smells fabulous doing it.
✨ Product Details
100% natural soy wax for a clean, even burn
100% cotton wick — no toxic nonsense here
Glass jar: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)
Label size: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm)
Product weight: 9 oz (255 g)
Burn time: 50–60 hours of aromatherapy + attitude
Sourced in the USA
Perfect for offices, bedrooms, bathrooms, and anywhere you need the energy of “high-functioning but still not okay.” Add it to your cart and set the mood… or at least pretend you have your life together. 🩷🕯️