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She’s not subtle. She’s not quiet. And she absolutely did not come here to tone it down.
This tank is for the girls, the gays, the theys, and anyone whose wrist enters a room before they do. Featuring a perfectly placed limp wrist moment on the front (because yes, it’s an art form), and a back slogan that flips boring straight-girl decor into something actually worth wearing. This piece is camp, confidence, and a little bit of chaos stitched together.
It’s giving:
unapologetic energy
French Quarter after midnight
one too many vodka sodas but still serving
“I said what I said” with a wrist flick
Throw it on and suddenly you’re not just dressed. You’re serving.
Details (because yes, she’s cute and practical):
• Soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day strutting
• Relaxed fit, because tight is a choice, not a requirement
• Durable print that survives sweat, spills, and bad decisions
• Lightweight enough for summer, bold enough for anywhere
Perfect for:
Brunch. Pride. The Fruit Loop. Making your ex uncomfortable. Existing loudly.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Athletic Heather is 85% cotton, 15% viscose
• Charcoal Heather is 60% polyester, 40% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz/yd² (186.48 g/m²)
• Soft-washed and tight-knit mid/heavyweight material
• Relaxed fit
• Extra soft surface
• Sleeveless drop arm
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
LIVE. LAUGH. LIMP WRIST. Tank
$30.00
This tank is for the girls, the gays, the theys, and anyone whose wrist enters a room before they do. Featuring a perfectly placed limp wrist moment on the front (because yes, it’s an art form), and a back slogan that flips boring straight-girl decor into something actually worth wearing. This piece is camp, confidence, and a little bit of chaos stitched together.
It’s giving:
unapologetic energy
French Quarter after midnight
one too many vodka sodas but still serving
“I said what I said” with a wrist flick
Throw it on and suddenly you’re not just dressed. You’re serving.
Details (because yes, she’s cute and practical):
• Soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day strutting
• Relaxed fit, because tight is a choice, not a requirement
• Durable print that survives sweat, spills, and bad decisions
• Lightweight enough for summer, bold enough for anywhere
Perfect for:
Brunch. Pride. The Fruit Loop. Making your ex uncomfortable. Existing loudly.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Athletic Heather is 85% cotton, 15% viscose
• Charcoal Heather is 60% polyester, 40% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz/yd² (186.48 g/m²)
• Soft-washed and tight-knit mid/heavyweight material
• Relaxed fit
• Extra soft surface
• Sleeveless drop arm
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |