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Live. Laugh. Limp wrist.
Say less.
This long sleeve is cozy, cunty, and fully committed to the bit.
Perfect for:
• Dramatic hand gestures
• “I’m not arguing, I’m explaining why I’m right”
• Brunch & bar && bad decisions
Soft, comfy, and just problematic enough.
Disclaimer:
White may be off-white - like your morals after two drinks.
The details (because we’re classy like that):
• 100% cotton (soft enough to sin in)
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Classic fit with long sleeves + rib cuffs
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit
• Seamless collar (no scratchy nonsense)
• Double-needle hems for durability
• Taped neck & shoulders
• Quarter-turned (no awkward crease down the middle unlike your last situationship)
Live. Laugh. Limp Wrist.
$26.00
Say less.
This long sleeve is cozy, cunty, and fully committed to the bit.
Perfect for:
• Dramatic hand gestures
• “I’m not arguing, I’m explaining why I’m right”
• Brunch & bar && bad decisions
Soft, comfy, and just problematic enough.
Disclaimer:
White may be off-white - like your morals after two drinks.
The details (because we’re classy like that):
• 100% cotton (soft enough to sin in)
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Classic fit with long sleeves + rib cuffs
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit
• Seamless collar (no scratchy nonsense)
• Double-needle hems for durability
• Taped neck & shoulders
• Quarter-turned (no awkward crease down the middle unlike your last situationship)
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |