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You said “fetch” and this tee said bet.
Featuring a glossy little balloon pup that looks like it just strutted out of a queer art gallery and directly into your closet, this piece is giving chaotic cute, flirty nonsense, and main-character energy all at once. The bubbly lettering? Loud. The attitude? Louder.
And let’s be clear—this isn’t just cute. This is confidence. This is walking into the room like you know you’re about to be stared at. This is that quiet little voice in your head saying, “oh yeah, I got that dog in me.”
This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a personality trait. It’s for the ones who flirt with eye contact, collect compliments like trading cards, and know damn well they’re the moment. Whether you’re out causing a scene or just grabbing iced coffee like the icon you are, this tee does the talking so you don’t have to.
Wear it oversized, wear it tight, wear it like you own the damn room, because, well, you do.
The Details (because we’re cute and informed):
• Soft, breathable fabric that keeps up with your antics
• Classic fit that works for every body. No gatekeeping here
• Durable print that stays bold, just like your personality
• Perfect for layering, lounging, or low-key stealing attention
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Got That Dog In Me
$20.00
Featuring a glossy little balloon pup that looks like it just strutted out of a queer art gallery and directly into your closet, this piece is giving chaotic cute, flirty nonsense, and main-character energy all at once. The bubbly lettering? Loud. The attitude? Louder.
And let’s be clear—this isn’t just cute. This is confidence. This is walking into the room like you know you’re about to be stared at. This is that quiet little voice in your head saying, “oh yeah, I got that dog in me.”
This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a personality trait. It’s for the ones who flirt with eye contact, collect compliments like trading cards, and know damn well they’re the moment. Whether you’re out causing a scene or just grabbing iced coffee like the icon you are, this tee does the talking so you don’t have to.
Wear it oversized, wear it tight, wear it like you own the damn room, because, well, you do.
The Details (because we’re cute and informed):
• Soft, breathable fabric that keeps up with your antics
• Classic fit that works for every body. No gatekeeping here
• Durable print that stays bold, just like your personality
• Perfect for layering, lounging, or low-key stealing attention
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |