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This tee is for the ones who said, “penetration? sounds like a lot of work” and chose peace instead. You’re here for the vibes, the chemistry, the connection and maybe a little chaos, but you’re not clocking in for a full shift.
Because let’s be honest:
you’re not lazy, you’re efficient
you’re not avoiding it, you’re curating your experience
and somehow you’re still the one everyone wants around (except you, James)
That clean, flirty design? Yeah, it’s giving “I’ll be involved but on my terms.”
Wear it when you’re:
setting boundaries and looking hot doing it
skipping the drama (and the prep work)
proving you don’t have to go all the way to be everybody’s favorite
Fit: soft, easy, no pressure just like you
Vibe: chill king, selective energy, low-effort high-impact
Warning: may attract people who suddenly respect boundaries and want to hang out longer
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
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$17.79
Because let’s be honest:
you’re not lazy, you’re efficient
you’re not avoiding it, you’re curating your experience
and somehow you’re still the one everyone wants around (except you, James)
That clean, flirty design? Yeah, it’s giving “I’ll be involved but on my terms.”
Wear it when you’re:
setting boundaries and looking hot doing it
skipping the drama (and the prep work)
proving you don’t have to go all the way to be everybody’s favorite
Fit: soft, easy, no pressure just like you
Vibe: chill king, selective energy, low-effort high-impact
Warning: may attract people who suddenly respect boundaries and want to hang out longer
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |