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…but let’s be honest, they CLEARLY missed something.
If chaos had a uniform, this would be it.
This Pink Pony Chub exclusive hoodie blends mental health realness with pure, unfiltered attitude. On the front, you’ve got your dual-personality smiley - one happy, one “try me again and see what happens” - because balance is important. Then you turn around and BOOM:
“diagnosed and medicated… but they clearly missed something.”
A statement piece. A lifestyle. A warning label.
Wrapped in a dreamy black-and-white tie-dye cloud, this hoodie is soft, thick, warm, and ready to witness every poorly timed impulse decision you’re about to make.
✨ Product Details (aka why you'll never want to take it off)
96% recycled polyester, 4% elastane (U.S./Mexico)
95% recycled polyester, 5% elastane (EU manufacturing)
Fabric weight: 9.08 oz/yd² (308 g/m²) — plush, luxe, and dangerously comforting
Soft cotton-feel exterior
Brushed fleece interior softer than your last situationship
Double-lined hood with the design printed inside and out — because extra is the standard
Unisex fit for every body, every mood, every meltdown
Drawstrings included for dramatic exiting
Overlock seams for durability when life inevitably gets messy
Blank components sourced responsibly from Poland, Mexico, China, and Poland
The Vibe:
Chaotic good.
Mentally ill but cute.
Self-aware but still a problem.
Basically: Peak PPC Energy™.
Disclaimer: In areas where the fabric is double-layered (like pockets), details from the inner fabric layer may subtly show through, especially with lighter designs.
Diagnosed & Medicated Hoodie
$56.00
If chaos had a uniform, this would be it.
This Pink Pony Chub exclusive hoodie blends mental health realness with pure, unfiltered attitude. On the front, you’ve got your dual-personality smiley - one happy, one “try me again and see what happens” - because balance is important. Then you turn around and BOOM:
“diagnosed and medicated… but they clearly missed something.”
A statement piece. A lifestyle. A warning label.
Wrapped in a dreamy black-and-white tie-dye cloud, this hoodie is soft, thick, warm, and ready to witness every poorly timed impulse decision you’re about to make.
✨ Product Details (aka why you'll never want to take it off)
96% recycled polyester, 4% elastane (U.S./Mexico)
95% recycled polyester, 5% elastane (EU manufacturing)
Fabric weight: 9.08 oz/yd² (308 g/m²) — plush, luxe, and dangerously comforting
Soft cotton-feel exterior
Brushed fleece interior softer than your last situationship
Double-lined hood with the design printed inside and out — because extra is the standard
Unisex fit for every body, every mood, every meltdown
Drawstrings included for dramatic exiting
Overlock seams for durability when life inevitably gets messy
Blank components sourced responsibly from Poland, Mexico, China, and Poland
The Vibe:
Chaotic good.
Mentally ill but cute.
Self-aware but still a problem.
Basically: Peak PPC Energy™.
Disclaimer: In areas where the fabric is double-layered (like pockets), details from the inner fabric layer may subtly show through, especially with lighter designs.
Size guide
| CHEST (inches) | WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| 2XS | 34 ⅝ | 28 ⅜ | 35 ⅜ |
| XS | 36 ¼ | 29 ⅞ | 37 |
| S | 37 ¾ | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 39 ⅜ | 33 ⅛ | 40 ⅛ |
| L | 42 ½ | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 45 ⅝ | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 48 ⅞ | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 52 | 45 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |
| 4XL | 55 ⅛ | 48 ⅞ | 55 ⅞ |
| 5XL | 58 ¼ | 52 | 59 |
| 6XL | 61 ⅜ | 55 ⅛ | 62 ¼ |
| CHEST (cm) | WAIST (cm) | HIPS (cm) | |
| 2XS | 88 | 72 | 90 |
| XS | 92 | 76 | 94 |
| S | 96 | 80 | 98 |
| M | 100 | 84 | 102 |
| L | 108 | 92 | 110 |
| XL | 116 | 100 | 118 |
| 2XL | 124 | 108 | 126 |
| 3XL | 132 | 116 | 134 |
| 4XL | 140 | 124 | 142 |
| 5XL | 148 | 132 | 150 |
| 6XL | 156 | 140 | 158 |