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For the folks who have official paperwork AND still keep therapists employed.
This hilarious Pink Pony Chub candle is the perfect blend of “yes, I’m treated” and “no, that does not mean I’m normal.” Featuring a melty smiley face on a soft blue label, it captures the exact energy of someone who’s doing their best… while the universe continues testing them like it’s finals week.
Light it up when you’re stable-ish, medicated-ish, and just trying to function in a world that refuses to proofread itself.
✨ Product Details
100% natural soy wax for a clean, even burn
100% cotton wick — safe, smooth, steady glow
Glass jar: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)
Label size: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm)
Product weight: 9 oz (255 g)
Burn time: 50–60 hours of “we’re trying our best” ambiance
Sourced in the USA
Whether you’re fully diagnosed, partially treated, or a walking “fun fact,” this candle adds levity, comfort, and a little chaos to any space. Light it proudly and let the world know you’re doing your best despite the paperwork. 💙🕯️
Diagnosed & Medicated… but They Definitely Missed Something Candle
$11.50
This hilarious Pink Pony Chub candle is the perfect blend of “yes, I’m treated” and “no, that does not mean I’m normal.” Featuring a melty smiley face on a soft blue label, it captures the exact energy of someone who’s doing their best… while the universe continues testing them like it’s finals week.
Light it up when you’re stable-ish, medicated-ish, and just trying to function in a world that refuses to proofread itself.
✨ Product Details
100% natural soy wax for a clean, even burn
100% cotton wick — safe, smooth, steady glow
Glass jar: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)
Label size: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm)
Product weight: 9 oz (255 g)
Burn time: 50–60 hours of “we’re trying our best” ambiance
Sourced in the USA
Whether you’re fully diagnosed, partially treated, or a walking “fun fact,” this candle adds levity, comfort, and a little chaos to any space. Light it proudly and let the world know you’re doing your best despite the paperwork. 💙🕯️