{"product_id":"queer-a-f-keychain","title":"Queer A.F. Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot subtle. Not straight. Not sorry.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLet your keys, bag, lanyard, or emotional support water bottle announce what everyone already assumed: you’re \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eQueer A.F.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e This bold 3D printed keychain is loud, proud, and has absolutely no interest in making anyone comfortable.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLightweight, durable, and guaranteed to spark conversations ranging from “OMG where did you get that?!” to “I need one immediately.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour keys (obviously)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBackpacks and totes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWork lanyards if your HR department has a sense of humor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eExisting purely to be iconic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause life is too damn short for boring accessories.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWarning:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e May attract compliments, fellow queers, and the occasional pearl-clutcher. We consider all three a win. 💖\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pink Pony Chub LLC","offers":[{"title":"Pink","offer_id":45526762946607,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0705\/0136\/7855\/files\/FullSizeRender.jpg?v=1782529593","url":"https:\/\/pinkponychub.com\/products\/queer-a-f-keychain","provider":"Pink Pony Chub LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}